Thoughts

Joshua, Genocide and the General

Originally published on my defunct LiveJournal page, now with added thoughts

I’ve always regarded Story as a powerful force, using that rather simplistic term as a catch-all for myth, metaphor, internal-dialogue and other aspects that I’ve rarely bothered to sit down and define.  A while ago, when I first discovered this blogging business, I wrote an entry on the importance of Story to individuals and how an individual’s view of the world and their place in it  is shaped by the stories they tell themselves inside their head.  It’s also a contention of mine that if you understand the Story that a person uses, that has the most power for that person, it gives you a great advantage in understanding them and – for want of a less emotive term, though I do not mean the outcome is always intend to be unpleasant or controlling – manipulating/guiding them in a particular direction.  

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Writing

A Step Beyond Context – Amazon Sale!

Yes folks, the debut novel is marking the first anniversary of its release with a special ONE WEEK ONLY sale at amazon.com and amazon.co.uk – from 8am on 26th March until April 2nd you can pick up this reality-shifting novel of intrigue, adventure, magic and manners for less than a dollar (or less than a pound for those of you of a British persuasion).

I’m British myself so in the spirit of shameless self promotion and hyperbole I will confidently say: It’s good!

Thoughts

The Magus and the Munchkins

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“What the hell is that annoying sound?” I asked.

“Munchkins. Singing. Sorry about that.”

“Munchkins as in…”

Wizard of Oz, yes. Sorry again. Not what you were expecting I’m sure.”

“Well quite. I was expecting some sort of profound revelation about the nature of the universe, not just an irritating ear-worm from a musical. So what’s going on.”

The Magus sighed and gestured at his altar. “Elemental weapons,” he said, “You know them? Wand, sword, disc, cup. Also known as the four suits of the tarot.”

“Of course. Basic stuff,” I replied. “The wand represents fire – the active will. The sword is air, the analytical capacity of reason. The disc is earth, stability and security. The cup is water, for intuition. Look can you ask those bloody Munchkins to shut up? I’m supposed to be meditating here. It’s distracting.”

“Sorry, no. Okay, you know the basics. Go one further. Assign the elemental weapons to the cardinal directions according to the classical attribution.”

“This is pretty simple stuff, I was hoping for more… okay, okay. Don’t get scowly. Air is east, fire south, water west, earth is north. “

“Look out of the window,” he said. I hadn’t been aware of a window until now, but I looked out just in time to see a tornado fizzling out and dropping a farmhouse on a green faced witch.

“Bloody hell. Why is that movie playing out in my head?”

“It’s playing out everywhere, mate,” said the Magus lighting up a cigarette. “Which witch was that?”

“That sounds like some Hod wordplay,” I said and he smiled mercurially. “That was the wicked witch of the east.”

“And east is…?”

“Air,” said I. “Hah. And killed by a whirlwind. Nice. So she represented malign or misapplied Air? Cruel rationality and obedience to laws at the expense of feeling. Destroyed by the application of the pure elemental form.”

“Don’t feel too smug,” he said, “we’re only at the start of the yellow brick road. Yellow attributed to?”

“Mercury,” said I automatically, “representing travel and wisdom. Oh there’s Dorothy, looking I must say far too old for the character she’s supposed to be.”

“Yeah,” said the Magus, “and she wants what?”

“To go home. Ah. I see where this is going. Home and security, a return to stability and the familiar. That’s earth, yes? So she’s looking to the element of Earth. But she’s just a kid, she won’t be able to, not without some sort of guide. Her higher self maybe.”

I watched as a rubbish bubble made out of special effects appeared and a glamorous figure emerged.

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“Higher self?” said the Magus, “Like a good witch. And if she’s representing earth, what direction does that refer to?”

“North,” I said, “So she’s the good witch of the north. Wow. Okay. So she’s setting the soul in need of Earth on the path of wisdom. Nice. Now can you shut those damned munchkins up?”

“Nope, it’s what they do,” the Magus said, “Might as well try to stop the sun from rising or you from being a pedantic contrarian. Keep watching.”

I watched as the dancing young girl and her dog encountered a straw man and they began a whimsical song and dance act.

“If I only had a brain,” I sang along. “He wants a brain.”

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“So he’s lacking?” asked the Magus.

“Intellect. Air. She’s seeking Earth, he’s seeking Air. Now they’re on the road together. Okay. I get it. Next comes the tin woodsman.”

And sure enough there he was, all silver greasepaint and amateur body-popping.

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“And since he needs a heart,” said the Magus?

“He’s lacking emotion and intuition. He wants Water.”

“Not too much though,” said the Magus “Or he’ll go rusty. Oh look who it is. The cowardly lion. And guess what he wants?”

“Courage,” said I, nodding along as I saw the four companions finally form a team. “He’s seeking Fire. Earth, Air, Water Fire. That’s pretty… well balanced for a kid’s movie.”

“Oh keep going,” said the Magus grinning like a fox licking honey off an electric fence. “Who is fighting them?”

“The Wicked Witch of the West,” I said, “And I’m way ahead of you. The west is Water, emotion. But she’s the Wicked version, the corrupt version. Emotion at its worst – hate and vengeance.”

“And how was her sister killed? The Wicked Witch of the East?”

“Air,” I said, “the whirlwind. And the farmhouse of course. You know, delivering the impact. She was killed by the pure form of her element.”

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“Which of course suggests that the Wicked Witch of the West would be killed by…”

“Water,” I said, “and there she is, melting away. Wait, what about the Wizard though?”

We watched the scene unfold back in the Emerald city as Oz the Great and Terrible tried to renege on his deal with the four seekers after completion.

“He’s just a sham,” I said, “I remember this bit. He’s an illusion. A veil, like the concept of maya that needs to be pulled aside in order to pass it. Hah. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, right?”

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“Or the veil?” said the Magus flicking what was left of his cigarette at the nearest of the Emerald City soldiers. “Yeah and now that great and terrible Oz is revealed as just another aspect of creation and he’s passing on the grand and ineffable wisdom that…”

“That each of the seekers had within themselves what they were seeking. They only needed awakening to that. It makes sense. Now can you please shut up the Munchkins?”

“Not yet. One last thing. Four elements represented here. Earth, Air, Fire, Water. What’s the fifth element?”

“A shitty film with Bruce Willis? Okay, okay. Spirit, right? The balancing element, the one that binds the others together in a complete whole and represents the aspiration to higher things, grants the insight to see through illusion to the reality behind.”

“That’s right chief,” said the Magus. “And which of our little crew represents Spirit?”

I looked them over and damn near face-palmed like a Picard meme.

“Toto,” I said, “Toto meaning whole, entire. Complete. Toto was with them all the time. A companion, but barely noticed. Then he exposed the truth at the end.”

“Yep,” said the Magus, “the little dog yapping at the heel of the seeker, warning them of danger and accompanying them on the journey.”

He flipped something at me, a card that I caught and turned over. The tarot card of the Fool, the pure soul wandering on his spiritual journey. With his constant canine companion accompanying him into the abyss and beyond.

“I have a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore,” the Fool said. And he was right.

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Gaming

Clocks of ancient splendour

A new bit of roleplaying technology that I’ve fallen in love with is the idea of “clocks” – simple visual representations that the GM can present to the players to show the passage of time or the acceleration towards a goal or consequence.

Typically they’re simple Pie-Chart type things (sometimes prettied up) with a number of segments which the GM fills in, one or more at a time, as the player characters move through the game. A classic one might be “Security Lockdown” for instance, where each time the heroic infiltrators make a misstep, or fail a roll, or whatever, another segment of the pie chart is filled in. They know that once it’s full a total lockdown will occur with more guards, more hazards and the shit will get more real.

I’m currently running a home brew Sword & Sorcery setting – more ancient world than medieval fantasy – and while I was keen to use Clocks they just didn’t fit with the aesthetic I was going for. So I came up with my own, basing them on the “carved stone” style I was using for character and location tokens.

Here are examples of the four/six/eight and twelve segment clocks both blank and with some examples filled in.

If anyone wants to use these feel free to snag them from HERE – if you use Roll20 as an online platform you can import these as tokens in a rollable table so you can put them on the screen and advance them with a mouseclick.


Fiction

Misdialled

I like a nice hot shower to help me recover from a heavy night out, and last night had been one of the heaviest. It had been the birthday of the girlfriend of a friend of someone I worked with so naturally I wanted to help her celebrate. It would be rude not to. About thirty of us started the evening in the usual manner in the nearest pub to the railway station and then moved on from venue to venue, losing inhibitions and companions along the way as the lightweights pleaded a need for sleep. It had been a largely forgettable evening with too much to drink, too little to eat, and no prospect of beastly carnal entertainment presenting itself.

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Thoughts

The False Knight on the Road

I’ve recently rediscovered my collection of folk music, a genre I like for the narratives contained in the songs, if not for the affected nasal drone that some singers affect for some reason.

Listening this lunchtime I shuffled upon “The False Knight On The Road” which is on the face of it an encounter between a boy and a brigand, and which has apparently been interpreted as an encounter between a Christian soul and the devil.

It’s a good song, quite jolly and is a good active song to walk to. The repetitions make it easy to remember and sing along to.

It dawned on me today that the boy’s responses make a good example of how to resist grooming and manipulation too. A refusal to engage at every level with just the right amount of push-back to set boundaries and warn that he’s aware of what is going on without giving the opportunity for the False Knight to start playing the victim.

Also fuck the False Knight and his sales techniques, his assumptive closes (“And how many shall be mine”) his negging (“I threw your dog a stone”) and his enquiring after other victims (“Has your mother more like you”).

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Writing

Impulse Buy

I don’t buy from Internet ads. I really don’t. I totally get that the commercial realities of modern life require, under the capitalist model, that to get things means you have to spend other things, so that the people who make the first things can take the things you give them and use them to buy other things. I get it. But Internet ads never clicked (haha) with me. Too anonymous, too distant, too much risk of unknown vendors running away with an armful of my things shrieking “caveat emptor!” as they disappear back into ancient Rome.

BUT…

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